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Bad Santas Photos

Just hope you do not see one of those santa this year at Christmas!

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Top 5 Funny Halloween Costumes For 2011

If you are looking for the most popular funny costumes this year, here is my pick of the top 5 funny Halloween costumes for 2011. If you have any comment or suggestion please leave it in comment box below.

At Number 5
Hula Girl Costume

Perfect for your Hawaiian Luau! This costume includes large, comical, inflatable hula girl with green flowing hula skirt attached. Battery operated self contained blower operates on 4 AA batteries (not included).

At Number 04
4. Party Animal Adult Costume

This is one party animal! Costume includes a t-shirt , plaid shorts, monkey mask, beverage holding belt and one shot glass.

At Number 03
3. Droopers Adult Costume
One of our funnier picks. Let it all hang out! Costume includes T-shirt with imprinted front and droopy bosoms attached. Also includes elastic waist shorts.

At Number 02
2. Pee Wee Herman Costume

Right from Pee Wee's Big Adventure! This deluxe costume includes jacket, pants, shirt front and bow tie. 

At Number 01
1. Beer Fest Girl Costume

Enhance your Oktoberfest party and be voted the breast costume of the night! This costume includes bar maiden style top, skirt, wig, and functional beverage dispenser bust.

The Greatest Halloween Costume Ever!

Reverse Trick or Treating!

Consumer Plumbing-Do it Yourself Toilet

Are you looking for an alternative for a toilet ? How about a chair with a hole in the floor that flushes ?

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Don't Be Jealous That I've Been Chatting Online With Babes All Day.

Hey Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

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Top 20 Funniest One-Liners Quotes And Jokes On The Internet

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.



6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

11. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 12. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

13. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

14. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

15. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

16. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

17. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

18. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

19. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

20. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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